TESTOSTERONE
LEADERBOARD
🔥 PROVE YOU'RE NOT A SOYBOY 🔥
Prove your testosterone levels and claim your rightful place among the CHADS! 💪
HIGH T ENERGY ONLY • NO SOYBOYS ALLOWED
ALPHA DAD vs KAREN ENERGY
Real Chads give kids baseballs ⚾
🏆 HIGH T MOVE: Teaching your kid to catch baseballs
😤 KAREN ENERGY: Yelling at dads for being awesome parents
ALPHA TIER
28+ nmol/L
Peak Chad Energy
SIGMA TIER
21-27 nmol/L
Respectable Chad
BETA TIER
10-20 nmol/L
Room for improvement
⚠️ WARNING: If your T is below 10 nmol/L, you might be a certified soyboy.
Time to hit the gym and eat some red meat! 🥩
💪 POWERED BY PURE ALPHA ENERGY 💪
No soy products were consumed in the making of this app